step by step instructions.

okay, here's what you need to do.

1. put on some clothes already
2. leave your house
   
3. go to your local bookstore (by car, foot, subway, bike whatever)
   
4. buy The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
5. go back to your house
6. sit down
   
7. read The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
8. take a break to awe in The Prophet's magnificence
   
9. begin re-reading The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
10. repeat steps 8 and 9 as often as needed